Some say women are like buses because when you miss one there is always another in five minutes.

I say women are like buses because they are big, yellow, and kids come out of them.

"What's a guy like you doing in a place like this?"

has a complete different meaning than

"What the hell are you doing in girl's bathroom?!?"

"Women are not for decoration, and neither am I!"

Girls are not that impressed when I ask

"I have an enlarged prostate, can you tell?"

John Donne said "No man is an island"

I say... "Not so fast, Mr. Donne"